What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

Simple blood test detects cancer before symptoms appear - Earth.com

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

When Trump blames DEI, isn't he just saying "it must be because there's black or brown people involved"?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”